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don't fucking look at my boner when we fight

( i wanna wrap my hands around your neck )

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[James is seeing absolutely everything in red, and Badou's nails are digging into his skin and his scalp his practically on fire. What else is new?

What else isn't new is how turned on James is by it all; maybe it's the closed and close atmosphere, windows fogged and being indefinitely stuck in the rain until they let someone know or someone finds out (God please don't let it be Kiri, he thinks quickly), or maybe it's the fact that this is their modus operandi (like crime lords but with gay sex and being way lamer).

Either way, he's aching for Badou and can see in that one furious eye that he's not the only one yearning for this. So he winds the fingers of his other hand into a fist around Badou's shirt, the other still twisted in that long, red hair, and tugs him forward. And even though he's already close to him -- so close that Badou's breath rolls over his face even as he chokes him -- James crushes his mouth to his. It's less of a kiss than it is a claim on him, rough and deep, adrenaline streaking through him.]

This is still all your fault, so you know.

[He mumbles at some point, pulling hard on Badou's bottom lip with his teeth. He wants to tear him apart until all that's left is his very soul.]

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The Suddenly Handcuffed Meme

You were maybe having a pleasant conversation with your friend. Perhaps you simply asked a stranger for the time. Or if you're one of the rowdier folks around town you might have been tripping with your foot that jerk from the office you hate so much. Whatever the reason, you find yourself now handcuffed to that person, immediately, for no reason!

The handcuffs are sturdy, strong, magical if you so wish, with no keyhole in sight. The chain's length is up to player discretion, and the only way to remove them is with a kiss of true love. Or just a kiss. Or a saw. A saw works just fine.

(from

bakerstreet )

smut rp/posts/writing prompts/memes

( bet i'll have ya naked by the end of this song )

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copied from bakerstreet

If we're ever in the mood or need writing ideas...

soulmate meme ;
▸ rng for the type of au and for the ~situation~ ◂

type of au;

1. tats, your character has a tattoo of the first words the love of their life will say to them
2. familiars, your character has an animal tattoo representing their soul mate on them
3. glow, the first time your character sees their soul mate, their chests glow!
4. world in color, life is literally black and white, until you see your soul mate for the first time

situation;

1. first meeting, you've never met this person before.
2. childhood mates, you've always known this person -- but on one particular birthday, everything changes.
3. together, you've been in a relationship for awhile now! happily wed or not, you decide.
4. not together, you've known you're soul mates for a long time, and yet have avoided a relationship.

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Sticky note meme (yanked from memezilla)

On the fridge, in a book, on your notes. Passive aggressively stuck all over your flatmate's room... sticky notes are everywhere.

for funsies, whatevah

Mac puts his hands backwards on his hips, bending his back, looking like a proper housewife angry with her husband.

"Look, just because I'm a security guard doesn't mean you get to talk down to me. Though I've made an ocular pat-down, I still don't trust you, so you better watch your tone. Or I'll have to--"

he chops the air, makes a whoosh sound,

"--escort you to the curb."

in the midnight hour I can feel your power

(Prompt: 02 • HUNGER. Your stomach is growling and it just won't stop. Or perhaps your throat is so dry you could cough up a tumbleweed? Well, you've gone to the kitchen to remedy this and hey, that was a pan that just dropped on the floor. It was loud enough to wake the dead! Oops.)

---

If Bucky were being honest with himself, the reason he's still awake would be the memories come to gather at the window of his mind in dark, foggy silhouettes against a backdrop of screams. Luckily he's lying to himself and blaming his rumbling stomach -- which is true, but not the real reason for the season.

Sleeping never comes easily for him when not induced behind glass sparkling with cryogenic mist, and tonight is no exception.

So Bucky shuffles off to the kitchen at 2:14 a.m. in pursuit of a midnight snack. The shitty apartment is eerily quiet, no sirens in the distance for once. For a moment it feels too out of place, as if Bucky were looking at the scene from afar--

But then he comes back to himself just as his hip bumps the handle of a pan sitting on the edge of the sink -- of all places, why couldn't the culprit (Bucky) just put it two inches farther into the sink? -- and

CLANG!

Bucky sets his jaw, ready for the inevitable oncoming reaction waiting to burst through the door in a flurry of fifteen-year-old spunk.

days of future past the ring of my asshole

( Got toes and I can smile )

one...cut a hole in a box; two...put your toys in that box

( Three, make her spill open the box... )

ARMS locker hahahha get it

( Bucky Bear loses an arm )

Wherever you are in the Fleet, this is Gaius Baltar wishing you a beautiful day.

The sun's shining brightly through the wide windows before him, the sound of rustling bedsheets punctuated by birdsongs from outside.

Or at least that's what he saw with his handy-dandy Cylon-like (hmmmmmm how interesting, indeed...) projection ability. In actuality he was facing a hatch in a drab gray metal beast of a ship. Hardly befitting a scholar of his rank, featured on television shows and respected enough to earn the seat on the returning Raptor from Caprica.

He turns a pen in his hand idly, his other clutching a cigarette between pointer and middle fingers.

"Mmm yes, hello, at last. Just taking a break out of my busy schedule of thinking about myself to finally post a frakking layout on my journal that isn't atrocious. Finally, you're done being useless, mun.

But, then again, if you were entirely useless you wouldn't have brought me here, now would you? Hopefully they won't be as quick to throw you out of an airlock as the President was me that time."

Bitter? Gaius Baltar? Never.

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possibly helpful?? hostage meme

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Some shit happens, one dumbfuck might need help getting outta dodge. Maybe another dumbfuck got special new led implants they want a refund for! Hopefully no one will crash their third plane in 50 years. Professionals might be rare let's be honest.

PROMPTS: (optional)
1 - MEDICAL ATTENTION.. You're bleeding, in pain and desperate, and you need medical attention. Right now. What will you do? Break into a private practice after hours? Find a darkened house or apartment with a convenient bathroom?
2 - SHELTER. The cops are after you. The temperature is dropping below -20. You're out in the middle of nowhere and you're starving. You don't have any options left - except for this.
3 - TRANSPORTATION. You need to get out of town. Fast. Can't buy a car, can't rent a car, can't take a bus - how do you leave?
4 - PROFESSIONAL SKILLS. You need a doctor. A lawyer. A pilot. A spy. And you know just the one. And you're going to get their help whether they want it or not.
5 - A HOSTAGE. You need a body to threaten. Maybe it's the President's daughter; maybe it's just someone off the street. Either way, it's leverage you're after. Maybe you'll turn them loose once you get to the border.
6 - FINISH THE CRIME. Get the manager who can open the bank vault. Or whatever else you need to commit your act of murder, sabotage and/or thievery.
7 - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT???? Fuck.
8 - CHOOSE YOUR OWN.

space balls but with less legal balls

[It's not that he's exactly reckless or particularly careless. The fact of the matter is Duo's luck really fucking sucks. Which is why he was marooned on a shuttle with zero thruster power, his Gundam long gone, the colonies nowhere in sight and communications silent as the grave (how very ironic for the god of death himself, lifeless, endless space stretched out in front of him with a carpet full of stars).

That is until he struck a spot of luck- that ended up not being very lucky at all. A ship, a battle ship to be exact, rescued him and promptly seized him for questioning and the like.

It goes without saying that questioning is the universal language for "beat the shit out of Duo until he sings or makes a quip and passes out" out here in space. Which is where we find our braided hero in a startlingly familiar setting:

A darkened room, handcuffed to a chair with bruises zinging and stinging up and down his ribs and across his face. He wrenches his wrists against the cuffs to no avail; they merely rattle against the chair and give little. Well, he's had worse.]

Maaaan, this sucks. Hospitality sure ain't what it used to be in the colonies. Guess I can't blame 'em but a little grub would be nice.

(no subject)

No. Fuck off.

You've gotten sloppy. And lazier. This is going to end up as a failure, as usual.

[Siiiiigh] Two days of my life that I'll never get back. Two days, tops, then you'll give up and I can go do what I've got to do.

Start thinking of ways to repay me that don't include your shitty paychecks. Even Badou would laugh and he went after a pussy for cash.

Awk meme (Bakerstreet plz)

That Awkward Meme

o1. You're trying to slink away with your partner’s valuables after a one night stand only to wake them up in the process.
o2. You send a message with your confession, raaage, embarrassing questions or compromising pictures to the wrong person.
o3. You forgot about a birthday or anniversary and now have to pitch a cheap gift bought in five minutes off the nearest 7/11 as a symbolic expression of your feelings.
o4. You lost your wallet and have to charm a perfect stranger into paying your tab.
o5. You spill your wine on the event special guest half an hour before they're due giving their speech.
o6. You need to get rid of your date/groupie/coworker to assume your superhero identity and go save the day in the nearby building.
o7. You can’t stop hiccuping during someone's heartfelt confession of undying affection.
o8. You kidnapped the wrong person.
o9. You have to get your very drunk friend out of a public place fast, and they're not exactly cooperating.
10. You blame grave illness to cancel on meeting someone, only to run into them an hour later.
11. You slip on a banana peel in the middle of your amazing performance or even more amazing shounen attack.
12. You get matched on a blind date with someone who dumped you. Twice.
13. You call out the wrong name when things get hot and heavy.
14. You have to prod this person whether they like-like your friend without outright saying it, because said friend is apparently five too shy to ask on their own.
15. You run into someone after choosing your clothing or doing your make up during a blackout.
16. You have to ask a favour of someone you publicly lambasted twenty minutes ago.
17. You wake up to find someone's been watching you sleep.
18. You answer the door in your lingerie to surprise your special other, only to find it’s not them calling.
19. You try the polite greeting your friends taught you in a different language, only to find out it’s actually a grave insult or a hilarious proposal.
20. You accidentally walk into someone showering, singing aloud, enjoying their personal time or anything else you feel like putting together.
21. Make your own or mix and match!

Borrowed from bakerstreet

The Great Escape Meme

Gadzooks! You're somewhere you don't want to be, and there's somewhere you want to be, and in between the place you don't want to be and the place you want to be is a bunch of crap! But you're not going to let that stop you, are you? No! So be bold and find a way out!

Options! If you need them. If not, yolo off into a fabled 7th option and do your own thing.

1. You're stuck in a very boring class/training session/seminar/etc. Something along those lines. You've got two tickets to that thing you like, a song in your heart, a burning need for freedom, and screw the consequences.

2. You're trapped in some sort of intangible commitment, like you vowed to forever protect something, you signed a contract which is chaffing, or you made a childhood wedding promise that said person is calling in years later. You are, in short, taking a less literal approach to a great escape. Words are your ally, as are any Ace Attorney characters (or other lawyers) who might show up and offer you legal aid in finding a loophole with escaping your obligation.

3. You are trapped in a tower, a castle ensnared by thorns, or something generally grandiose and/or fairy talesque. Magic and curses might be coming into play. Hair optional, sleep optional, holding out for a hero definitely optional. Who said you need a prince, anyway? Unless you are a prince, in which case I'll be rooting for you from the sidelines.

4. The boat you're in is sinking! Unless the place you come from doesn't have a boat, in which case the sand submarine you're in is sinking! Or plane, or castle...point being! Structure. Sinking. Find a way out. Now. Lifeboats are probably optional.

5. Your search for the fabled Lost Idol of Avri (or some other suitable item) has taken you to this isolated locale that's isolated, old, and possibly powered by ancient technology that was lost for a reason. After the big, dramatic climatic moment the eldritch powers contained by the ancient weapon was unleashed, and the area is slowly being destroyed and wait, you don't have time to read this flavor text. Move! Move! Get to the villain's airship before the place crumbles around you! Dodge those monsters, avoid those traps! Hurry!

6. Shit, let's be simple. There's a mob. Possibly of wildlife. Possibly of angry villagers carrying pitchforks and torches. And they're coming after you.

Current Mood: accomplished

don't fucking look at my boner when we fight

more memeing

smut rp/posts/writing prompts/memes

copied from bakerstreet

Sticky note meme (yanked from memezilla)

for funsies, whatevah

in the midnight hour I can feel your power

days of future past the ring of my asshole

one...cut a hole in a box; two...put your toys in that box

ARMS locker hahahha get it

Wherever you are in the Fleet, this is Gaius Baltar wishing you a beautiful day.

possibly helpful?? hostage meme

space balls but with less legal balls

(no subject)

Awk meme (Bakerstreet plz)

Borrowed from bakerstreet

get ready for a wild ride yo

HH app

Mission 1: Electric Bootyloo

i saw this and i had to i'm gomen