i saw this and i had to i'm gomen

[mommyknowsbest]

Whoever thought it would be so amusing to slide this under my door this morning--[ thrusts picture forward ]--I didn't find it very funny.

Nor the note attached to it.

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[notkinkypatch]

Since it doesn't appear to be a dildo, I probably didn't send it. Who the fuck in their right mind would spend that kinda bank on tasteful porn for you? Probably the new guy, trynna butter up your booty.

Looks like we've got a mystery on our dicks, gang.

OI THAT TOTALY GOES WITH YOUR SKIN TONE BOSS

[battletendencies]

How could it be me? I've been wasting my time looking at new desks with you all morning, asshole!

EEEH Even I think that's too much for ya, boss. You sure you didn't do this yourself? maybe a little too embarrassed to admit you like that sort of thing?