Sticky note meme (yanked from memezilla)

[notreadytocomply]

 

On the fridge, in a book, on your notes. Passive aggressively stuck all over your flatmate's room... sticky notes are everywhere. 

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[notreadytocomply]

Ah yes, Bucky's alone time. As he slides the bathroom door shut, he turns and stops as a puzzling scene greets him.

What the hell.



Is she kidding? Has it really come down to this? Rationing out toilet paper? Soon he'll be carrying his own to the bathroom.

[witchplz]

He's lucky he's just using the can...because she has some adjustments and a reaaaallll reality check when it comes to how long it takes to do his hair.

Just let her do it, dammit.

[notreadytocomply]

In retribution, Bucky uses an extra amount of toilet paper (barely enough not to clog the pipes - ain't he a gentleman?). Then washes up, and throws open the door.

"No way." He thrusts the roll of marked TP at her, frowning. "I'm not doing this, you know. You can't just limit the amount of toilet paper a man has to use."

[witchplz]

She stands out there, her little toiletries bag in her hand, the other on her hip.

"We are doing this. You have to think of the atmosphere now! Just because you had to boil everything back then doesn't mean you can get lazy. That's how you get hepatitis."

[notreadytocomply]

"Super soldier," he reminds her. "Can't get hepatitis."

He grabs her toiletries bag and holds it high above their heads.

"Laziness isn't using toilet paper. In fact, that's like the opposite of laziness!"

[witchplz]

She's going to destroy him. Rahzel doesn't even dignify him with jumping for it. Doesn't even use her powers for it.

"It's definitely lazy. It's not taking the initiative for the environment!"

bucky: whateva! whateva! i do what i want!

[notreadytocomply]

"Look, I grew up in the Depression. I know how to use sparingly."

He shakes the roll at her.

"But my use of toilet paper isn't gonna melt all the ice so I'm using as much as I want."

rahzel is gonna take him ziplining at this rate

[witchplz]

"How do you know that? Do you even know who Al Gore is? I do, and I'm not even from this universe."

Wags her finger back.