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THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0


- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.
- Have fun!



TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!




ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honour → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hatesex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knifeplay, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?


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notkinkypatch: (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] notkinkypatch
numero 3 ACTION
running because everything is badou's fault
the procuring of a car
rock paper scissors for driver
eventual crash
badou should not drive. ever.
witchplz: (shitty)
Posted by [personal profile] witchplz
[A charming and brisk run through the city, the pounding of angry feet tailing them, and bugs zipping into her open and panting mouth was not exactly what Rahzel had on her schedule. She voices as much, aiming a glare at her comra-...this IDIOT] What part of 'I'm taking you out to dick around, no pedo' translated into work related problems following us home?! I didn't even get dessert! Your secretary is supposed to handle this, you two bit blue tie man!

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19/7/12 06:16 (UTC)
notkinkypatch: (shock shit shit shit)
Posted by [personal profile] notkinkypatch
[Badou belts out a chuckle that's more of a frightened donkey-like whine than anything and continues to pump his arms to propel him faster because they are seriously in deep shit if those fuckers catch them] Two bit blue tie man? That was weak as hell, stop channelin' your four year old self! My secretary is off today, I'm a grown ass man I can make decisions on my own!
....Just not very good ones. Or good period. Ever. STOP BITCHIN' AN KEEP RUNNIN! YOU'LL THANK ME FER THE LACK OF EXTRA CALORIES IN THEM APPLE PIES LATER!

(no subject)

19/7/12 06:26 (UTC)
witchplz: (HUH)
Posted by [personal profile] witchplz
My four year old self could read the Russian dictionary while you were still in diapers! [Rahzel growls right back, ignoring the obvious math and age issues with that statement]

How dare you! I'm petite and cute, calories weep at the very sight of m- THAT ISN'T THE POINT! WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID AND CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN OFFICE HOURS AND FREE TIME?! Getting innocent, cute, impressionable young ladies like me into trouble won't free up the karma on your hard drive. [She ISN'T SPEEDING UP BECAUSE HE SAID SO she's doing it because she feels like it, that's all] Have you got a plan in that big spongy brain of yours or do I have to do everything myself, as usual?

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20/7/12 01:01 (UTC)
notkinkypatch: (jesus christs holy nipples aaaaaaaaaah)
Posted by [personal profile] notkinkypatch
[Badou shoots her a quizzical stare, his movements gradually shifting into a zig zagging path, that's how you got rid of lions and ants right? Right? Predators aren't that smart even if they CAN overhear them discussing baseball bats with nails and all] Unless that has anythin' to do with dirty Russian pornos, I ain't interested in your bullshit excuses, kid.

My office hours are from 'bout noon to seven, s'not my fault that these overachievin' dickheads can't play by the rules! Though they're more like guidelines anyway...MY HARD DRIVE IS A FUCKIN MEGAJPEG THANG, KARMA AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!

A-a plan? Haaaaaaaaaaah a plan, right of dickin' course I've gotta plan, a plan, the plan is....[His gaze swivels along the darkened street for some leverage, anything really, even a swarm of homeless to use as bait OK PLAN WE CAN DO THIS] My plan is to uhhh USE THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE! Which means it's gotta build a bit before strippin! Leave this to the professional.

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20/7/12 01:57 (UTC)
witchplz: (telling it like it is all ladylike)
Posted by [personal profile] witchplz
I don't believe so, but we did do a very stunning rendition of Moulin Rou- wait no that was in french and for some reason hebrew...I knew something was up with those beards!

[The tsking sound is quickly becoming a common theme when dealing with the gingery idiot.] Nooow, now that's just lazy! You're supposed to be flexible in your hours, yoga-flexy kind of flexible. No wonder they're in such bad moods, you haven't enlightened them and opened up their chakra paths yet! You owe them some explanation, so why don't you let me meet up with you later while you gentlemen have a conference with big nail-y bats and iron fists? [insert school girl giggle here~]

[Rahzel is the very picture of dubious belief. She too scans what they have to work with and, spotting a side alley that could either prove to be promising or a dead end (in which case she'd need a human shield), she reaches over for her companion, grabs his eyepatch, and pulls him towards the alley] SURPRISE! I'M SAVING YOUR ASS!

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23/7/12 03:25 (UTC)
notkinkypatch: (shock shit shit shit)
Posted by [personal profile] notkinkypatch
[His mouth, that thing that's infamously forever stuck on the On switch, doesn't even have the chance to form more Bullshit, Wank, and Rage inducing phrases and instead settles for a high pitched burble of bitching]

OI THAT'S MY- WATCH THE PATCH, WATCH THE PATCH, THE FUCKIN' PATCH! I OUGHT TO SUE, DON'T THEY TEACH YOU HOW TO TREAT THE WORKIN' CLASS IN SCHOOL?! YOU GET A FUCKIN' F!

[Though he bitches the entire way he doesn't stop her- AND HE COULD HAVE TOTALLY TAKEN HER, SHE'S JUST A LITTLE GIRL] It's the guys' job to do the manhandlin to cop a feel. Such behavior from such a little lady is a tad disconcertin'...my plan woulda been fiiiiine...probably.

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23/7/12 04:32 (UTC)
witchplz: (pondering alzeids cock size)
Posted by [personal profile] witchplz
[Rahzel sighs, flips tendrils of her hair with a free hand, and continues dragging her charge- compan-...this idiot across the pavement, ducking into the mouth of the alley- still clutching his eyepatch, mind you] We were always taught to make sure they make those wallets faster and take lunch breaks sparingly.

Puh-leaze, you're clearly foaming at the loins to have manhandling from a charming and beautiful young lady such as myself. Now QUIET and let me finish pulling a better plan out of my dainty butt.

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17/10/12 06:44 (UTC)
notkinkypatch: (shock shit shit shit)
Posted by [personal profile] notkinkypatch
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU, THE FIFTY THREE PERCENT? WOOOOW, HOW MERCIFUL!

The only thing you're gonna be pullin outta your ass is my FOOT IN A CUNTIN MINUTE YOU LIL INSENSITIVE-

[Badou kicks and snarls the entire way, even delving into an intriguing rant about Alternative Rap, before the two of them slide behind a dumpster settled in the middle of the alleyway. There's a wet, foreboding squelch noise as his knee shuffles across the pavement and he freezes. A shaky, wheeze of a laugh slips past his lips, clearly on the cusp of hysteria.]

....Please don't tell me I just kneed a pile of used condoms. Please, I'm fuckin beggin you, fer once in my life I need this closure.

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17/10/12 07:19 (UTC)
witchplz: (you should smile more often)
Posted by [personal profile] witchplz
[Rahzel plops right next to him, her gaze on the mouth of the alley and the sounds of their pursuers. She makes a vague sound of interest in the back of her throat and waves at Badou distractedly, effectively releasing his patch and returning it to his face with a sickening smack.] Yeah, yeah, Indie music isn't as good as it's cracked up to be. On crack. Or green for green, generally.

[The sounds of their pursuers seem to move on, for the moment, echoing away from their hiding spot. Rahzel sobs in relief, then finally, finally pays attention to the now red faced Badou. She takes one look and decides to the lesser of two evils-]

....Did I ever tell you about the meaning behind Santa Clause' name? It's a cockle warming tale of friendship, betrayal, mom's meatloaf as a death threat, and the spirit of presents.
starspankledbooty: (not quite cap smash)
Posted by [personal profile] starspankledbooty
[As he sits there, knees drawn tightly together, hands grasping the comforting fabric of his washed out jeans, deer-in-headlight eying their...newest roommates, Steve Rogers isn't exactly feeling the most settled into this new era. His blue gaze shifts to his fellow Avenger sprawled out on the only bench in the cell, blissfully unaware of the dangerous gazes leveled at him as he dozes, bored out of his ingenious mind obviously. How The Tin Genius suffers. Steve forces a tight lipped smile as he hisses,]

Tony. When you said a night out on the town and a harmless Tai place was on your ungoogled schedule, I didn't think you of all people knew how to get that mistranslated.

Steve Rogers; The Avengers

19/7/12 08:04 (UTC)
starspankledbooty: (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] starspankledbooty
can't believe i'm doin this 6 ACTION
Steve fails at interrogating Rahzel
cuties all around
Rahzel steals some sort of S.H.I.E.L.D weapon + her idiots are being detained somewhere too

Re: Steve Rogers; The Avengers

19/7/12 08:28 (UTC)
witchplz: (how delightful)
Posted by [personal profile] witchplz
[This chastity belt or blouse or whatever place should have rolled out the red carpet for her, including a four course meal, but for now Rahzel accepted their hospitality. She had't been cuffed up and fed rabbit shaped apple slices kinkily yet, so much for small miracles.
Speaking of things that go bump in the trunk; her newest adversary really threw Rahzel for a loop.]


You are all kinds of adorable. I could just eat you up. Or eat anything really...when's lunch? Cute and Charming People in Government Custody do get food right, it'd be against my rights not to be fed. [Have the most lady-like smile.] I mean that in the least zombiefied way possible.