WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU, THE FIFTY THREE PERCENT? WOOOOW, HOW MERCIFUL!
The only thing you're gonna be pullin outta your ass is my FOOT IN A CUNTIN MINUTE YOU LIL INSENSITIVE-
[Badou kicks and snarls the entire way, even delving into an intriguing rant about Alternative Rap, before the two of them slide behind a dumpster settled in the middle of the alleyway. There's a wet, foreboding squelch noise as his knee shuffles across the pavement and he freezes. A shaky, wheeze of a laugh slips past his lips, clearly on the cusp of hysteria.]
....Please don't tell me I just kneed a pile of used condoms. Please, I'm fuckin beggin you, fer once in my life I need this closure.
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17/10/12 06:44 (UTC)The only thing you're gonna be pullin outta your ass is my FOOT IN A CUNTIN MINUTE YOU LIL INSENSITIVE-
[Badou kicks and snarls the entire way, even delving into an intriguing rant about Alternative Rap, before the two of them slide behind a dumpster settled in the middle of the alleyway. There's a wet, foreboding squelch noise as his knee shuffles across the pavement and he freezes. A shaky, wheeze of a laugh slips past his lips, clearly on the cusp of hysteria.]
....Please don't tell me I just kneed a pile of used condoms. Please, I'm fuckin beggin you, fer once in my life I need this closure.