Awk meme (Bakerstreet plz)

[witchplz]

That Awkward Meme

o1. You're trying to slink away with your partner’s valuables after a one night stand only to wake them up in the process.
o2. You send a message with your confession, raaage, embarrassing questions or compromising pictures to the wrong person.
o3. You forgot about a birthday or anniversary and now have to pitch a cheap gift bought in five minutes off the nearest 7/11 as a symbolic expression of your feelings.
o4. You lost your wallet and have to charm a perfect stranger into paying your tab.
o5. You spill your wine on the event special guest half an hour before they're due giving their speech.
o6. You need to get rid of your date/groupie/coworker to assume your superhero identity and go save the day in the nearby building.
o7. You can’t stop hiccuping during someone's heartfelt confession of undying affection.
o8. You kidnapped the wrong person.
o9. You have to get your very drunk friend out of a public place fast, and they're not exactly cooperating.
10. You blame grave illness to cancel on meeting someone, only to run into them an hour later.
11. You slip on a banana peel in the middle of your amazing performance or even more amazing shounen attack.
12. You get matched on a blind date with someone who dumped you. Twice.
13. You call out the wrong name when things get hot and heavy.
14. You have to prod this person whether they like-like your friend without outright saying it, because said friend is apparently five too shy to ask on their own.
15. You run into someone after choosing your clothing or doing your make up during a blackout.
16. You have to ask a favour of someone you publicly lambasted twenty minutes ago.
17. You wake up to find someone's been watching you sleep.
18. You answer the door in your lingerie to surprise your special other, only to find it’s not them calling.
19. You try the polite greeting your friends taught you in a different language, only to find out it’s actually a grave insult or a hilarious proposal.
20. You accidentally walk into someone showering, singing aloud, enjoying their personal time or anything else you feel like putting together.
21. Make your own or mix and match!

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{ ring ring }

[mommyknowsbest]

[ Through the dense cloud of sleepiness, anger, and hopelessness fogging his brain, Kyouya doesn't notice the feminine tinge to the chirpy introduction to the voicemail. But he did register the beep, and that's all that matters. What the hell were they doing out this early anyway? ]

Yes, I'm sure that's your answer to EVERYTHING, isn't it! Call and then never pick up, meanwhile using valuable company minutes! I'll have you know BOTH of you should expect indecent cuts on your next check, and-- [ he takes a deep breath, which threatens to turn into a yawn, but he stifles it with a growl - did ice crystals just form on the phone? whoa, weird ]

--and were you DRUNK? I can't believe you would call ME in that state of mind. Drunk! I'm going to rip your spleens out, and then your livers next. I'll find the most ferocious cannibal in the heart of South America and feed them to him. And I'll make sure I hire the absolute BEST surgeons to fix you up so you're indebted to me for the rest of your pathetic lives, do you UNDERSTAND?

Do not EVER wake me up with a phone call from a bar again, do I make myself clear?

[ Kyouya slams shut the phone so hard a small crack appears in the smaller outer screen and with a thunk he places it on the bedside table before promptly falling back asleep. Bon voyage~ ]