i saw this and i had to i'm gomen

[mommyknowsbest]

Whoever thought it would be so amusing to slide this under my door this morning--[ thrusts picture forward ]--I didn't find it very funny.

Nor the note attached to it.

Comments

[notkinkypatch]

Since it doesn't appear to be a dildo, I probably didn't send it. Who the fuck in their right mind would spend that kinda bank on tasteful porn for you? Probably the new guy, trynna butter up your booty.

Looks like we've got a mystery on our dicks, gang.