undoubtedly and Haruhi is obvs Velma Badou allows himself (stupidly and constipatedly) a moment of triumph; though the glasses really poked at awkward places on his ass, and were cold to the touch, not to mention the Very Antagonist aura oozing from them was disconcerting to the point of possessed fucking honky artifacts in horror movies, he figured he'd one up'd his dickhole employer. He could practically hear the future cat calls of respect. And a raise. In this false sense of security, he was still smirking when he felt a tug on his eyepatch, and in that moment, time stood still. A fresh breeze floated across his exposed skin, the ear hooks on Kyouya's glasses dug into the crack of his ass, and Angel Crisis began to play somewhere out there. Then came the snap and pain, pain, pain] Some BODY ONCE TOLD ME
MOOOOOOOOTHERFUCK! YOU FUCKIN' SAGGY DICKSLIT!! DIDN'T YOUR GOVERNESS WITH THE COCKEYED THIRD NIPPLE OR HOT ILLEGAL NANNY WITH THE LOPSIDED TIT TELL YOU TO RESPECT THOSE WITH DISIBILITIES?! I'M CALLIN THE GODDAMN UNION ON YOUR STUFFED ASS! [Tears in his eye, boogers trickling down his lip, eyepatch askew, bright red mark on his forehead throbbing, Badou grabs Kyouya by his (unpopped) collar and hoists him close, snarling]
hes gonna be selling cookies cooked with fresh jizz then
undoubtedly and Haruhi is obvs VelmaBadou allows himself (stupidly and constipatedly) a moment of triumph; though the glasses really poked at awkward places on his ass, and were cold to the touch, not to mention the Very Antagonist aura oozing from them was disconcerting to the point of possessed fucking honky artifacts in horror movies, he figured he'd one up'd his dickhole employer. He could practically hear the future cat calls of respect. And a raise.In this false sense of security, he was still smirking when he felt a tug on his eyepatch, and in that moment, time stood still. A fresh breeze floated across his exposed skin, the ear hooks on Kyouya's glasses dug into the crack of his ass, and Angel Crisis began to play somewhere out there.
Then came the snap and pain, pain, pain]
Some
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
MOOOOOOOOTHERFUCK! YOU FUCKIN' SAGGY DICKSLIT!! DIDN'T YOUR GOVERNESS WITH THE COCKEYED THIRD NIPPLE OR HOT ILLEGAL NANNY WITH THE LOPSIDED TIT TELL YOU TO RESPECT THOSE WITH DISIBILITIES?! I'M CALLIN THE GODDAMN UNION ON YOUR STUFFED ASS!
[Tears in his eye, boogers trickling down his lip, eyepatch askew, bright red mark on his forehead throbbing, Badou grabs Kyouya by his (unpopped) collar and hoists him close, snarling]