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Dear mun-chan,
you know, there are lots of things you can do to improve your will! Like go to the can while wearing a suit of armor, or eat avocados upsidedown. Dusting off my banana isn't the end of the world, and it doesn't make your will weak. It just means you were soooo, like, excited that the second you were given the chance to pick me up again, you went for it.
I'm happy to go on adventures with you again as well! I'll miss my comrades but I'm going somewhere I'm needed. Plus, I finally got vacation time from the old man and it isn't because I got the runs so bad I passed out in a public toilet. During a raid. [Kondo laughs, ooooh how he laughs off that defeat of his brown eye.] Anyway, they'll be fiiiine in Toshi's capable hands! I'm over 9,000 percent confident I'll come back to HQ in one piece. Or two pieces like the T*tanic. Jack will be fiiiine.
....What do you mean Toshi's coming too? Oh, so Otae-san isn't coming but Toshi is? That's femcist. [Kondo-san's brows furrow, a conflicted look settling upon his heavy features. He bites his lip] Now what am I going to do with the mayo ransom I was going to anonymously send as incentive...
Oh well. It always feels right to have Toshi watching my back. I look forward to the adventures and justice ahead, mun!
Yours,
Kondo Isao
P.S Does this place have a priest? When Otae-san gets there she'll be so charmed she'll want to get hitched right away. A pirate captain will also do.
....Hmm you're right, Katsura was a pirate captain in one of the early episodes. I'm sure out of the goodness of his wig he'll do it! For old times' sake. [Dorky thumbs up! Why are you so confident....]
you know, there are lots of things you can do to improve your will! Like go to the can while wearing a suit of armor, or eat avocados upsidedown. Dusting off my banana isn't the end of the world, and it doesn't make your will weak. It just means you were soooo, like, excited that the second you were given the chance to pick me up again, you went for it.
I'm happy to go on adventures with you again as well! I'll miss my comrades but I'm going somewhere I'm needed. Plus, I finally got vacation time from the old man and it isn't because I got the runs so bad I passed out in a public toilet. During a raid. [Kondo laughs, ooooh how he laughs off that defeat of his brown eye.] Anyway, they'll be fiiiine in Toshi's capable hands! I'm over 9,000 percent confident I'll come back to HQ in one piece. Or two pieces like the T*tanic. Jack will be fiiiine.
....What do you mean Toshi's coming too? Oh, so Otae-san isn't coming but Toshi is? That's femcist. [Kondo-san's brows furrow, a conflicted look settling upon his heavy features. He bites his lip] Now what am I going to do with the mayo ransom I was going to anonymously send as incentive...
Oh well. It always feels right to have Toshi watching my back. I look forward to the adventures and justice ahead, mun!
Yours,
Kondo Isao
P.S Does this place have a priest? When Otae-san gets there she'll be so charmed she'll want to get hitched right away. A pirate captain will also do.
....Hmm you're right, Katsura was a pirate captain in one of the early episodes. I'm sure out of the goodness of his wig he'll do it! For old times' sake. [Dorky thumbs up! Why are you so confident....]