TFLN [another yoink from memebells]

[notkinkypatch]

How To:

01. Post with your character and fandom.
02. In the box, put your text from last night. If you can't think of one, go to the TFLN site to find one. Please remember that you're the one texting the first message so please don't leave your comment blank.
03. Tag others to make it more fun! Mistexts happen all the time, right? ;)

Comments

Badou Nails [DOGS Bullets and Carnage]

[notkinkypatch]

(+61):

I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair

Re: Badou Nails [DOGS Bullets and Carnage]

[gorillatama]

(207):

It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.

Re: Badou Nails [DOGS Bullets and Carnage]

[notkinkypatch]

(931):

Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril

Re: Badou Nails [DOGS Bullets and Carnage]

[gorillatama]

....I'm sorry for your loss of skin, Badou-san. I can only imagine the deep trauma it caused. And balding to your area. I will pray for you.

Re: Badou Nails [DOGS Bullets and Carnage]

[notkinkypatch]

I hope you get strangled by your own asshole extension WHO THE FUCK WOULD ADMIT to HAVIN THEIR DICK STAPLED to THEIR GODDAMN NOSE?! IT'S A TRUE STORY BUT IT AIN'T MINE, LEARN TO READ SIGNALS

no wonder you had to resort to kidnappin an climbin a skyscraper just to get a date...