I could say the same for you! Someone who doesn't instantly know who I am doesn't deserve to lick the heels of my strappy sandals, let alone my crocs! [[HMPH! This asshole just couldn't admit to any wrong doing, could he? Well, it's his bowels getting in an uproar, his complex is not her problem. But she was never one to take those below her down a peg or two... Her voice drips with the sheer haughtiness on her smug little face]
Psh, if you can't take a little normal joe treatment then it's no wonder your company is going to hell and a hand basket. Forgetting about the little people is just the first step off the plank, I'm afraid. Sounds like it's too late. Oh noooo! Is that the sound of an illegitimate child lawsuit? Sachiko's tired of being a secret in your basement and wants to come to the fundraiser? You're shit outta luck, man. I'll mind my business when yours isn't interfering with my day, how about that, your majesty?
[She snorts, that's what she thinks about your empire, asshole.] I think you're forgetting a key factor here to any good business: team building exercises. Your participation included. How can they trust you to not forge their signatures when all you do is breathe heavily and fondle your Rolodex in front of them? Tsk, tsk. [A considerable pause follows] I didn't...really mean that. I'm sorry. I hope your secretary leans down too far to mop up the mess and you get a good view of her 4 carat gold necklace instead. [Sullen Rahzel is sullen. No she didn't want to apologize to him, he probably didn't deserve an apology but...but still. The nagging feeling that he was just having a bad day and usually hid his terrible personality through calculating means kept bugging her.
ok she takes some of that back. At least he seems more mystified than assho- oh nope nevermind. She frowns as well] Getting your organs replaced with mechanical ones can only help so much when it comes to natural means, buddy! Don't you look down on Mother Nature or she's gonna put you over her knee and look down at you after she's beat your cheeks until they're as red as cherries! Vitamins are good for you. Having water every once and awhile instead of coffee would probably do wonders for you, too.
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Her voice drips with the sheer haughtiness on her smug little face]
Psh, if you can't take a little normal joe treatment then it's no wonder your company is going to hell and a hand basket. Forgetting about the little people is just the first step off the plank, I'm afraid. Sounds like it's too late. Oh noooo! Is that the sound of an illegitimate child lawsuit? Sachiko's tired of being a secret in your basement and wants to come to the fundraiser? You're shit outta luck, man. I'll mind my business when yours isn't interfering with my day, how about that, your majesty?
[She snorts, that's what she thinks about your empire, asshole.]
I think you're forgetting a key factor here to any good business: team building exercises. Your participation included. How can they trust you to not forge their signatures when all you do is breathe heavily and fondle your Rolodex in front of them? Tsk, tsk. [A considerable pause follows] I didn't...really mean that. I'm sorry. I hope your secretary leans down too far to mop up the mess and you get a good view of her 4 carat gold necklace instead. [Sullen Rahzel is sullen. No she didn't want to apologize to him, he probably didn't deserve an apology but...but still. The nagging feeling that he was just having a bad day and usually hid his terrible personality through calculating means kept bugging her.
ok she takes some of that back. At least he seems more mystified than assho- oh nope nevermind. She frowns as well] Getting your organs replaced with mechanical ones can only help so much when it comes to natural means, buddy! Don't you look down on Mother Nature or she's gonna put you over her knee and look down at you after she's beat your cheeks until they're as red as cherries! Vitamins are good for you. Having water every once and awhile instead of coffee would probably do wonders for you, too.