[Rahzel being Rahzel, she’s up and attem this early seeing as she had charming and oh so mature older men to rouse from slumber with stomping to the crotch and cups of overly sweetened diabetes inducing cups of coffee. The little powerhouse heard the phone ring and the little chime that indicates a message ping a few moments later, but she was elbow deep in breakfast so once her little troopers had marched off to womanize and do whatever it is Alzeid does during the day (hopefully not corner men in alleys and steal their money….again) she finally sat down and listened to the message. And busted out laughing. The poor guy clearly had a lot on his plate and to be awakened by an employee problem so early is hell. Oh but not as much hell as he was going to give those guys. Rahzel would feel sorry for all of them if it wasn’t so hysterical. Now, with nothing left on her schedule, there was only one thing to do. The right thing to do.]
Hello, bossu? Just calling you back to let you know I was probably on the can making tribute to the porcelain God last time, my bad. And seeing as I’m not even legal enough to drink for another three years or so, I would hope you didn’t condone that during working hours! The union’ll be hearing about this. My lawyer is very good, I’ll have you know. You’d know of course because my insurance with your company did vouch for him and his classy comb over after all~
Ah, an appointment with a cannibalistic South American? I’m so sorry, I regret to inform you that I’ll be on vacation that week, we’ll have to reschedule something like that for a Friday. Bloody Friday to be specific. Mhm, mhm…my therapist has been wondering why I keep waking up in a cold sweat with my internal organs missing. Weird coinkidink!
[More seriously now, Rahzel chuckled.] Hey, maybe you shouldn’t be so hard on them. Everyone mistakenly drunk dials their boss at stupid early hours. They must’ve been stressed if they needed a boys night out. Next time you should go out with them and make sure this doesn’t happen. It's only the responsible thing to do. I hope you have a good day, make sure to take your vitamins, cranky! Ta~
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23/6/13 05:53 (UTC)The poor guy clearly had a lot on his plate and to be awakened by an employee problem so early is hell. Oh but not as much hell as he was going to give those guys. Rahzel would feel sorry for all of them if it wasn’t so hysterical. Now, with nothing left on her schedule, there was only one thing to do. The right thing to do.]
Hello, bossu? Just calling you back to let you know I was probably on the can making tribute to the porcelain God last time, my bad. And seeing as I’m not even legal enough to drink for another three years or so, I would hope you didn’t condone that during working hours! The union’ll be hearing about this. My lawyer is very good, I’ll have you know. You’d know of course because my insurance with your company did vouch for him and his classy comb over after all~
Ah, an appointment with a cannibalistic South American? I’m so sorry, I regret to inform you that I’ll be on vacation that week, we’ll have to reschedule something like that for a Friday. Bloody Friday to be specific. Mhm, mhm…my therapist has been wondering why I keep waking up in a cold sweat with my internal organs missing. Weird coinkidink!
[More seriously now, Rahzel chuckled.] Hey, maybe you shouldn’t be so hard on them. Everyone mistakenly drunk dials their boss at stupid early hours. They must’ve been stressed if they needed a boys night out. Next time you should go out with them and make sure this doesn’t happen. It's only the responsible thing to do. I hope you have a good day, make sure to take your vitamins, cranky! Ta~