[ Through the dense cloud of sleepiness, anger, and hopelessness fogging his brain, Kyouya doesn't notice the feminine tinge to the chirpy introduction to the voicemail. But he did register the beep, and that's all that matters. What the hell were they doing out this early anyway? ]
Yes, I'm sure that's your answer to EVERYTHING, isn't it! Call and then never pick up, meanwhile using valuable company minutes! I'll have you know BOTH of you should expect indecent cuts on your next check, and-- [ he takes a deep breath, which threatens to turn into a yawn, but he stifles it with a growl - did ice crystals just form on the phone? whoa, weird ]
--and were you DRUNK? I can't believe you would call ME in that state of mind. Drunk! I'm going to rip your spleens out, and then your livers next. I'll find the most ferocious cannibal in the heart of South America and feed them to him. And I'll make sure I hire the absolute BEST surgeons to fix you up so you're indebted to me for the rest of your pathetic lives, do you UNDERSTAND?
Do not EVER wake me up with a phone call from a bar again, do I make myself clear?
[ Kyouya slams shut the phone so hard a small crack appears in the smaller outer screen and with a thunk he places it on the bedside table before promptly falling back asleep. Bon voyage~ ]
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23/6/13 05:18 (UTC)Yes, I'm sure that's your answer to EVERYTHING, isn't it! Call and then never pick up, meanwhile using valuable company minutes! I'll have you know BOTH of you should expect indecent cuts on your next check, and-- [ he takes a deep breath, which threatens to turn into a yawn, but he stifles it with a growl - did ice crystals just form on the phone? whoa, weird ]
--and were you DRUNK? I can't believe you would call ME in that state of mind. Drunk! I'm going to rip your spleens out, and then your livers next. I'll find the most ferocious cannibal in the heart of South America and feed them to him. And I'll make sure I hire the absolute BEST surgeons to fix you up so you're indebted to me for the rest of your pathetic lives, do you UNDERSTAND?
Do not EVER wake me up with a phone call from a bar again, do I make myself clear?
[ Kyouya slams shut the phone so hard a small crack appears in the smaller outer screen and with a thunk he places it on the bedside table before promptly falling back asleep. Bon voyage~ ]