[As they sashay past the front desk Caesar was pulled from his internal monologue of planning by the chuckling Joestar and, upon realizing he was laughing at some cute girl's misfortune, he reached over to pinch Jojo lightly on one of his big beefy arms. As punishment and definitely not to feel his warmth with his own fingers again, nope nope.
But laughter suits the light in those blue eyes, though-
It wasn't long before they were in front of the beast that would carry them to their destination and lovely afternoon. A small bead of sweat drips from Caesar's hairline to his ear and his stomach does a little lurch of anticipationanticianticifearfearanticipa- This beast sure is impressive, decked out with all the love and care Joseph clearly could give.]

Well ciao bella, [He purrs along with the engine. It's not that he's never been on a moped around the city before or anything but- this was a longer trip and with his best friend. This is decidedly different territory. To Jojo, his lip curls, unimpressed-] I'm certainly not going to let you ride off into the sunset with my lunch, idiota.

[He sends an unsure look at the machine again before slowly swinging his leg over and settling behind Jojo awkwardly, hands on his knees. He immediately notices how Jojo is a burning hot vice between his knees. God dammit, his heart sped up.] Where am I supposed to hold on? I'd rather save my insurance company the headache of dealing with you if we crash thanks to your wonderful vehicle etiquette.