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AAYYY WHAT THE FUCK, THIS AIN'T A SPLASH ZONE FOR YOUR TYPE OF SHIP YOU FUCK! I'M GONNA CALL SHAMOO ON YOU, DICKMUNCH! [Is all Badou has the chance to bitchly utter with so much conviction before he's set up with an arm and hair full of scruffy, stinky, pathetic ex-commodore/cassanova of the titties.
But. The tears and blubbering, hell, even the boogers landing like manly discretion in his scalp, is enough to make him soften (......). Winding an arm around his companion, Badou pats Norrington on the back and scoffs, fond and bemused.]


You've really letcher self go, assdouche. The King'll be hella disappoint in your lack of protectin' your Manly Crown from heartless bitches with lopsided tits. C'mon, man, snap the fuck out of it!

[Dripping wetter than he's been in years (moshi moshi, homo desu?), feels aflying, Badou takes one listen to the rest of that hysterical, drunken blurb and yanks Norrington out of his arms, stomach dropping out his ass, reeling a fist back to punch him in the fucking mouth. Badou's expression is utterly wrecked with a side order of murderous, jaw clenched, eye burning with rage. The fist he used (.........) to punch his buddy trembles at his side. From the after affects of knocking around such a hard, useless, titty filled head. Not from Feels. After all they'd been through, this is all it's worth? Karma can eat his ding dong, kthanks.]

I CUNTIN REFUSE TO BE THE NOAH TO YOUR GODDAMN (yet really smoking hot) ALLIE! I CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER YOUR NAME!?!? I CAN'T SEEM TO FUCKIN REMEMBER WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO KICK YOUR BONEY ASS, HOW BOUT YOU REMIND ME?!
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