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[Badou gives Norrington his patented bitch face #13, eyebrow cocking in wry amusement. This motherfucker could not get any lamer, could he? Inquiring minds.] Ol' one eye? Really? An ship? Your wooden loin fetish is kinda creepin me out, brah. Go with pork sword, at least swords're manlier. Stabbin' that velvety...sheath an shit.

[Have no doubt, Badou totes feels the smell fucking coiling off every particle of hair on that man's head (...........), which is why he's leaned as far away as possible and breathing shallowly through his mouth and switching to his singed nose hairs when he can all of the homo. The ginger also finds himself with his chin in his palm, assholishly admiring the way Norrington nearly coughed up his balls through his asshole.]

Wow, didja know you just turned doo doo hole brown? Not only are you a pussy, you're a lightweight to boot. Jesus Hernando christ. You need a ratchet ass, dirty, nasty rebound, soul brotha. Desperately. An you're just the kinda desperate that you might get a discount. Plus your legs go on forever.

[The fag speech causes Badou to sputter helplessly, hand clutching his tit in mock affront. He's having a really hard time taking (...........) this guy seriously, can you tell? Just another piss poor, stinky drunk in tacky piss stains.] Fag? Is that all I am to you? Fag supply? How fuckin dare you, dickhole, I'm a nice lady- badass! Hard boiled as fuck.

[Though when Norrington's words sink in (...........) and the name he warbles lustfully, soulfully, and cock weepily registers, Badou drops the beer he'd yoinked back from Norrington like a fart in an eye. I-it...nonononononon. It can't be. This motherfucker vanished to his world and wood pecking his ship with his pecker. There was no way....but that...crying...and the snooty tude, even drowned beneath the waves of alcohol. Badou's heart went doki doki] .....Sl-slim Jim?

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