..........Yeah, hi, poison control? I've got a fuckin stanky ass gorilla in my house. Ya might be wonderin' why I called you crackers an not animal control- they're on hold, by the way. He ate a poisonous banana. What a fucktard. It'd be hella nice if you could get your asses over here, I deal with enough corpses in my line of work. Thanks.
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11/12/12 04:24 (UTC)He ate a poisonous banana. What a fucktard. It'd be hella nice if you could get your asses over here, I deal with enough corpses in my line of work. Thanks.