[The sound of the phone slamming back into its home (and probably cracking a bit if the heavy sound and gasping nurses are any indication) and Kamui's luring of the nurses snaps Badou out of it.] In my country it's normal for crusty old bags to give charitable donations to handsome younguns. Why, what else do you have to live for? Your husbands drunken touch? Keep thinking your fifties are the new thirties till your grays fall out.
[Look whose joined the party-] What was that about hoes? They don't have that service here. Any hoes in the ER this late are most likely here cause they gnawed some guy's cock off an got it lodged down their throat. That's what they get for abandonin' their goddamn gag reflexes...dirty, dirty girls...
[Badou is clearly delirious. He ever so slowly straightens, a palm carefully at his back, and squints at Kamui's attempts in half interest. He just wants to go home, take a shit, smoke a cig and go to bed, dammit. But noooo. So delirious in fact, it takes him a minute to notice the type of wooing stories Kamui was using to impress the nurses. His jaw drops.]
Badou-san was constipated for days on end, it was quite the struggle. We were all cheering for him, urging him on in his time of need, when all of a sudden with one great push he fell off the toilet- right onto a katana, from my home country. Why, all I could do was rush him here and in the chaos that followed I forgot to pull his pants up. [The little BASTARD FUCKHEAD was using those big blue watery eyes to moisten the panties of even the driest of nurses. Bless his heart, they croon, such a valiant little cousin! Gritting his teeth and growling like a constipated bear, Badou marches up to Kamui and grabs him by the wrist, tugging him in the direction of his room.]
Now now lil cuz, you mustn't bother the delicious nurses! They have asses to sponge an you have a suppository to apply directly to your hiney! Plus I feel that La Hacienda comin up an I need you to talk to me. Your voice always makes me shit. [Badou's voice drips with warmth which doesn't match his positively malicious smile. The nurses cringe and shoot the duo sympathetic and disgusted looks in turn. Incest? In this day and age? Shame. They were always gay or incestuous fags.]
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why is this so long holy fuck, stop overcompensating, self. you still got it.
17/11/12 06:43 (UTC)[Look whose joined the party-] What was that about hoes? They don't have that service here. Any hoes in the ER this late are most likely here cause they gnawed some guy's cock off an got it lodged down their throat. That's what they get for abandonin' their goddamn gag reflexes...dirty, dirty girls...
[Badou is clearly delirious. He ever so slowly straightens, a palm carefully at his back, and squints at Kamui's attempts in half interest. He just wants to go home, take a shit, smoke a cig and go to bed, dammit. But noooo.
So delirious in fact, it takes him a minute to notice the type of wooing stories Kamui was using to impress the nurses. His jaw drops.]
Badou-san was constipated for days on end, it was quite the struggle. We were all cheering for him, urging him on in his time of need, when all of a sudden with one great push he fell off the toilet- right onto a katana, from my home country. Why, all I could do was rush him here and in the chaos that followed I forgot to pull his pants up. [The little BASTARD FUCKHEAD was using those big blue watery eyes to moisten the panties of even the driest of nurses. Bless his heart, they croon, such a valiant little cousin!
Gritting his teeth and growling like a constipated bear, Badou marches up to Kamui and grabs him by the wrist, tugging him in the direction of his room.]
Now now lil cuz, you mustn't bother the delicious nurses! They have asses to sponge an you have a suppository to apply directly to your hiney! Plus I feel that La Hacienda comin up an I need you to talk to me. Your voice always makes me shit. [Badou's voice drips with warmth which doesn't match his positively malicious smile. The nurses cringe and shoot the duo sympathetic and disgusted looks in turn. Incest? In this day and age? Shame. They were always gay or incestuous fags.]