What, like matching dick signs? Mine reads "If found return to Arsène Lupin" and yours would be your name. Sounds pretty easy, I'm down for that.

[He can't stop smiling, and really it's kinda annoying. He isn't ready to deal with this sort of Stuff in his chest, making his throat close up, his heart race faster when his thoughts fall on it.]

Mm-hmm, eat you up for breakfast one day...or whenever I damn well feel like it.