"Once again, as a man, you completely miss the point. And also, old fashioned stereotype much? As if boys are the ones who should be allowed to talk about backsides!"

Huffing, she gently whaps him on the crown of his head with the brush. Then, deeming the iron hot enough, she takes it to his hair and slowly, slowly lets the heat work its magic.

"Pin curls...can't say I've down those in awhile. And no, we won't do anything like that yet."

Cue an evil cackle here.