A cocked eyebrow is the only response Bucky can come up with to this. Any of this. He grabs the spatula and twists it to end up bonking her on the head with it while correctly cracking an egg with the other hand.

Who says he's not a fast learner? James Buchanan Barnes is a man of many talents.

"Yeah, you just let me know how that cat in hats venture goes for ya."

He fixes the girl with a scowl.

"Not a fan of getting stabbed, ides or not. Had enough of that for a lifetime. Or two. Can't we go with something like, I dunno, St. Paddy's day?"